I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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