So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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