i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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