You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Randomize