If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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