so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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