I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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