i just had sex bonerless
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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