I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
My liver is preforming stress tests.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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