Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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