return my video game
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize