so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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