hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
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I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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