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After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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