This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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