I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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