pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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