Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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I just want nice things and good sex
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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