in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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