In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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