dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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