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She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
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Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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