I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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