you didnt know i had herpes?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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