yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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