All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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