You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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