DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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