Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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