I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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