Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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