waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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