I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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