so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
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You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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