i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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