I skipped work to stalk him.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just forgot I was standing up.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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