If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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