there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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