somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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