I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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