So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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