I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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