Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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