awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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