But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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