you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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