Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
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The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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