So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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