Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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