I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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